Carla Cook
Carla Cook

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Mar
23

A two-Bernie edition

"Of course I left out the Panhandle. And a lot of people do. But anyhow..." The "5
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Mar
16

Fun for the end times

Did you know that The Drudge Report is still around? It very much is and has not changed an iota
2 min read
Mar
09

A bunch of Posey

Morning, my friends. I woke up remembering Daylight Saving Time (technically not plural, but the added 's' is
2 min read
Mar
02

Fire

Hi. Happy Sunday and all that. I have to say one thing before being fun: what happened in the Oval
1 min read
Feb
23

Psycho cats

Hi hi hi. My life is filling up with side projects lately (reply back if you want to work with
2 min read
Feb
15

Zingers and smut

I know we're descending into fascism and that a man-boy who calls himself "Big Balls" is
2 min read
Feb
09

Masks and Monsters

Morning and happy Sporting Match Sunday to all who celebrate. I hope you've recovered from the wad of
2 min read
Feb
05

We are going to eat you

Hey friends. I've spent the past few days fighting with myself about whether to write to you. On
3 min read
Feb
02

Opinions. We Got 'Em

At the 2006 Oscars, the crappy, cringe-filled movie Crash won Best Picture over Brokeback Mountain, reportedly because old, out-of-touch actors
2 min read
Jan
26

Blood and Guts and Dylan

It's 9am on a rainy Sunday morning, and I'm already done with the paper because I
2 min read