Friday Funnies

It's a surprise Friday post! I don't know about you, but I am vibrating at an increasingly higher frequency of panic about Nov. 5th. I can only read so much news each morning before my stomach starts roiling. So I am choosing humor to cope. I thought you'd appreciate laughing as well.

First off, they found an ancient tomb at a site in Jordan that was featured in one of the Indiana Jones movies, and yeah that's cool, but all I can think about is how long these fellows spent picking out their hats for the photo opp.

Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
"Is my hair thinning, or am I ripping it out because a thirty-four-time convicted, sexually abusive steak salesman with a Hannibal Lecter fetish is five points ahead in Arizona?" Hey it's me!

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
“Our client’s only comment at this time is ‘Habang natutulog ka, kinakain ko ang hininga mo,’” said a legal representative for the demon, “which translates loosely to ‘While you sleep, I shall consume your breath.’”

A funny and very accurate TikTok

@isaacjruth If a roofie were a vehicle. #fyp #foryoupage #cybertruck #truck #toxicmasculinity #elonmusk ♬ original sound - isaacjruth

And finally, The neolithic dad guide to what time to leave for the airport