Carla Cook

Carla Cook

Mar
16

Fun for the end times

Did you know that The Drudge Report is still around? It very much is and has not changed an iota
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Mar
09

A bunch of Posey

Morning, my friends. I woke up remembering Daylight Saving Time (technically not plural, but the added 's' is
2 min read
Mar
02

Fire

Hi. Happy Sunday and all that. I have to say one thing before being fun: what happened in the Oval
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Feb
23

Psycho cats

Hi hi hi. My life is filling up with side projects lately (reply back if you want to work with
2 min read
Feb
15

Zingers and smut

I know we're descending into fascism and that a man-boy who calls himself "Big Balls" is
2 min read
Feb
09

Masks and Monsters

Morning and happy Sporting Match Sunday to all who celebrate. I hope you've recovered from the wad of
2 min read
Feb
05

We are going to eat you

Hey friends. I've spent the past few days fighting with myself about whether to write to you. On
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Feb
02

Opinions. We Got 'Em

At the 2006 Oscars, the crappy, cringe-filled movie Crash won Best Picture over Brokeback Mountain, reportedly because old, out-of-touch actors
2 min read
Jan
26

Blood and Guts and Dylan

It's 9am on a rainy Sunday morning, and I'm already done with the paper because I
2 min read
Jan
17

Let's enjoy the weekend

Good morning everyone. As Monday looms ever larger on the horizon, I thought it'd be nice to send
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